A christian and an atheist walk into a bar. They proceed to have a few drinks and enjoy each other’s company because they’re not pretentious assholes.
the first person who pooped must have been so fuckin weirded out
“I think what people connect with in novels is this idea of an overpowering, encompassing love - and it being more important and special than anything and everything else.”
how to piss someone off in 3 seconds a book written by my mom
That’s really cool that your mom is an author
do you ever write extremely witty or clever tags and then people reblog the post and don’t mention your tags or anytthing and you feel yourself slowly die each time it’s reblogged
or when you spend time crafting a beautiful tag and someone reblogs it and keeps your tag and so everyone thinks they’re the genius with the brilliant tags